Stop Penis Turtling and Start Your Cock To Growing!

The shower vs grower debate rages on, and the truth is that many more men are natural growers. And while there are small flaccid penises that balloon to impressive erection sizes, it is also true that male organs that remain somewhat thick and long in the flaccid state tend to be larger when erect, and more importantly a “juicy looking soft dick” or one that looks “big soft” often indicates A) strong penile health, and B) an organ that is perfectly primed for male size increase. Being a grower is not a deficiency in itself, but if we move you toward being more of a shower, we can improve the health, performance, and size of your male organ. Indeed, if you are a shower and we make you show more, we can turn you into a super-shower, and get you even more hung in the process.

Showers Vs. Growers Vs. Turtles

Okay, the deficiency comes into play when your one-eyed monster shrinks away too much, which is called turtling. This condition is often embarrassing. No man wants his penis to vanish away completely, or shrivel down to a nub, neither in the bedroom or the locker room or anywhere. The male body includes visible genitals, which is to say that a grower should still "show" some dick. Thusly, the naked male will always feel more confident with a few soft inches swinging.

And Beyond the jab to a man’s confidence, the condition that is turtling, over time, can lead to penile atrophy—that is, a male organ that through reduced circulation (or other circumstances) actually shrinks permanently, both in the flaccid state and the erect state. Erectile dysfunction is also a higher risk for men with turtling concerns. So now you see that the somewhat overblown call to action “turtling must be stopped” is not without rhyme and reason. And the best part is, we have the technology to fix the problem, and to move your male anatomy in the right direction. Penile shrinking is not what any man wants. And a penis that is healthy and growing is what every man deserves.

How to know I have a turtling problem?

Occasionally, if a man is not feeling well, if he is drunk, or just took a dip in icy lake water or some such, he might have a turtling reaction. I.E., his dick may shrivel up more than usual, super small. You’re not a “turtler” just because this happens once in a blue moon (as the saying goes). Ideally, we would like every man’s flaccid hang to be a little better than half his erect size. If your softy is smaller than half your hard-on, we think of this as being turtled. And if your soft cock is regularly under 2 inches long, we consider this a turtled male organ regardless of shrink factor.

On the more extreme side, other criteria that confirm the condition include: an organ that retracts into your body when flaccid (which has a technical diagnosis of Hidden Penis) or vanishes down to a nub you can barely see in your pubic bush.

On the milder and less technical side, if you have simply always felt that in every locker room (or other publicly nude) situation you’ve ever experienced, you have clearly been one of the smallest (least swinging) dicks in the room, this can also be an indicator. Even if you aren’t a true turtle, you feel like it, so why not do something about it.