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PENIS STRAIGHTENER AND STRETCHER - THE SAMURAI

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Not only a penis stretcher, great for getting you the long-dong porn star length you’re after, but also a fantastic penis straightener, The Hardwear Samurai is here to make all your penis improvement goals a reality.

Un­like any other rod-based penis en­lar­ge­ment sys­tem, the Samurai boasts a re­volutiona­ry single rod de­sign, al­low­ing it to offer a stan­dard straight-rod morph and opt­ional­ly an en­han­ced 30-degree sloped morph. Both are fan­tastic for grow­ing your junk, but the slope morph in­ten­sif­ies the over­all stretch, al­lows guys to keep their stretch­ing wor­kout fresh by rotat­ing the di­rec­tion of the slope in re­la­tion to the penis (call it “Penis Con­fus­ion” like muscle con­fus­ion keeps your muscles grow­ing in the gym), and even lets a boy train away his un­wan­ted penis curve fast­er than ever be­fore.

THE SAMURAI STRETCH­ER
GROWS A BOY'S PENIS LIKE THIS...


The Samurai com­bines trac­tion (stretch­ing the penis), weight han­g­ing (as the de­vice weighs 1LBS out the gate), al­ign­ment (which is the ab­il­ity of the single-rod sys­tem to keep your penis al­ig­ned) and slope tech­nology (which takes al­ign­ment to the next level with the ab­il­ity to train your penis against an ac­tive anti-curve\pro-curve), and even light con­stric­tion in the form of the root ring and bump­er rings... all this in one amaz­ing sys­tem that is as sleek as it is power­ful.

The Samurai is most com­mon­ly worn as an all-day penis en­larg­er under a guy’s clot­hes, but can also be used in other scenarios such as set-based wor­kouts and kegel style wor­kouts.

AND IT’S SUPER EASY TO WEAR!


Putt­ing the gear on is easy. Just slide your penis through the power grip style ring at the back of the unit, in­sert your­self down to the root. Then wrap the head ring around be­hind your glans, tight­en until com­fort­able and secure. Stretch your sword (AKA your dick) out to the de­sired stretch and lock the loc­k­ing bolt which keeps it there. And that’s all there is to it, you’re ready for an amaz­ing penis en­lar­ge­ment ex­peri­ence.

* The Samurai comes with every­th­ing you need to start grow­ing your penis. The size of the Samurai you select speaks to the root ring at the back of the unit, while the sliding\lock­ing head ring ac­commodates penises of every size. The unit comes with 2 free bump­er rings, and an extra latch­ing bolt for add­ing more weight plates. The unit comes with 1LBS weight built-in. Opt­ions to go de­luxe with ad­dition­al bump­er rings, added com­fort shields (even though the head ring is de­sig­ned with built-in com­fort), and extra weights will ap­pear once you place the set in your cart.

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When you select your Samurai with our “Sloped Morph” opt­ion, a 30-degree smooth curve will be applied to the unit’s single rod. This al­lows your penis to be stretched against a cur­ved sur­face. And there are many be­nefits to this…

MORE STRETCH: The “Sloped” Samurai of­f­ers an even great­er stretch capac­ity, up from 0 to 9+ in­ches (ex­pand­able) in the stan­dard morph to as much as 0 to 11+ in­ches (ex­pand­able) for the “Sloped” vers­ion.

STRAIGHT­EN YOUR DICK FAST­ER: All vers­ions of the Samurai are rotat­able, so the single rod can be placed under your penis, on top of your penis, or against the left or right side. This al­lows a man to more ef­fective­ly straight­en his penis at the same time he is grow­ing it, which is a goal for many men. By al­ign­ing the rod in di­rect op­posi­tion to the zone of penile cur­va­ture, straighten­ing goals may be rea­ched bet­t­er and fast­er.

When the Samurai is “Sloped” the rod can now be al­ig­ned with an anti-curve. In other words your penis can be stretched against a cur­ved sur­face in even great­er op­posi­tion to whatev­er curve a man is train­ing away.

GROW YOUR DICK FAST­ER: Even if you aren’t wor­ried about train­ing away any cur­ves in your penis, stretch­ing your dick with a “Sloped” stretch­er may help you to en­lar­ge your penis fast­er, by al­low­ing you to mix up your stretch­ing angle daily. By rotat­ing the Samurai to serve the sloped stretch some­times to the right, some­times left, some­times under, some­times over, you will keep the tis­sues of the penis on their toes and grow­ing. Like muscle con­fus­ion keeps your muscles grow­ing in the gym, penis con­fus­ion can keep your one-eyed monst­er grow­ing bet­ween your legs.

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SIZ­ING FOR SAMURAI IS EASY...

When measur­ing for the best fit of the Samurai Stretch­er, we are only con­cer­ned with select­ing the right size for the root ring at the back of the unit, as the front glans ring is ad­just­able. To figure out what size you need simp­ly measure around your flac­cid (SOFT TO SLIGHT­LY CHUB­BY) penis at the root with a tailor style tape measure and com­pare to the chart below.

Note: The root ring should fit with­out being over­ly tight, as we ob­vious­ly don't want it block­ing cir­cula­tion. In each of the size ran­ges below, sever­al choices of fit are pro­vided so that you can match your select­tion to your own per­son­al pre­fer­ences for snug­ness. The most com­mon applica­tion of this de­vice is for flac­cid stretch­ing under clot­hes, but if you plan to use the gear for erect wor­kouts such as erect Kegels ex­er­cises, you may re­quire two dif­ferent sizes.

Note: sizes below shown with * are 8th inch half sizes, to select these sizes choose the closest quart­er inch size. Once you place it in your cart there will be an opt­ion to make it half size tight­er. For ex­am­ple if you want your Samurai to be 1.375” select 1.50” and once it’s in your cart you’ll see the opt­ion to make it half size tight­er.


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  • - Under 2.75in In­ches: Get 0.50, *0.625, or 0.75
  • - 3.00 to 3.75in In­ches: Get 0.75, *0.875, or 1.00
  • - 4.00 to 4.75in In­ches: Get 1.00, *1.125, or 1.25
  • - 5.00 to 5.75in In­ches: Get 1.25, *1.375, or 1.50
  • - 6.00 to 6.75in In­ches: Get 1.50, *1.625, or 1.75
  • - 7.00 to 7.75in In­ches: Get 1.75, *1.875, or 2.00
  • - 8.00 to 8.75in In­ches: Get 2.00, *2.125, or 2.25
  • - Over 9.00in In­ches: Get 2.25
WATCH YOUR SWORD GROW!
AMAZ­ING OPT­IONS FOR SAMURAI...

OPT­ION:
Sloped Morph For Samurai

With this awesome fea­ture the Samurai’s single-rod is cur­ved so that it fol­lows a 30 de­gree slope (AKA an arch), mak­ing the Samurai the only cur­ved penis stretch­er avail­able. En­hanc­ing the stretch de­live­ry, in­creas­ing the al­ready awesome penis en­lar­ge­ment pow­ers of the de­vice, and al­low­ing guys who want to straight­en their cur­ved penises to do so more ef­fective­ly than ever.

OPT­ION:
100% Com­patib­le with our Col­os­sus Weights Add More Weight To Samurai

Com­ing with 1LBS of stretch­ing, straighten­ing weight built-in to its sleek singe-rod de­sign, going up to 2LBS is as easy as snapp­ing on a pair of half pound weight plates.

OPT­ION:
Add More Bump­er Rings

Samurai comes with 2 handy bump­er rings for free, lett­ing you add com­fort and extra stretch. Add­ing more Bump­ers is as easy as mak­ing an opt­ion selec­tion once you’ve added your Samurai unit to your cart.

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