The DIY Cock Ring And More DIY Sex Toys For Men

Ready For The Dos and Don’ts of DIY Sex Toys For Men? If you’ve ever lay naked on a satiny mattress and ground your hard cock into the pliant sur­face, or cram­med a pil­low down bet­ween your legs and hum­ped the heck out of it, then you’ve al­ready ex­plored DIY Sex Toys to an ex­tent. The ac­ronym DIY stands for Do It Your­self, mean­ing homemade and\or im­provised. And when you hum­ped that pil­low—known as pil­low hum­ping—you trans­for­med it into a DIY Male Mas­turbator. As it turns out, homemade mas­turba­tion toys are the eas­iest to im­prov­ise when it comes to homemade adult para­pher­nalia. Safety is al­ways an im­por­tant topic, be­cause we can as­sure you that, de­spite how horny you may be, not every ob­ject just lay­ing around your house is meant to be used in a sexu­al way. The best opt­ion will al­ways be real sex gear from a brand you trust. Some DIY Male Sex Toys are very dan­ger­ous and thus­ly a very bad idea. There are a few we can shoot down right out of the gate.

The DIY Penis Pump
AKA DIY Cock Pump­ing

Just don’t even try. It’s al­ways dan­ger­ous. If you stick your cock in the vacuum clean­er and then won­d­er why the skin got suc­ked off your sausage, don’t say we didn’t warn you. There is no way for the average guy to im­prov­ise a DIY penis pump with items that would be found in the average home.

(You can get a real Penis Pump right here.)

The DIY Penis Plug
AKA DIY Cock Sound­ing

Stop, re­turn to some­th­ing safe and in­no­cent like pil­low hump­ing. If you could see the flat line mouth and wide dis­believ­ing stare on this cock coach’s face, you’d have all the an­sw­er needed. Penis plugs and cock sounds are de­vices that you in­sert into your penis. Plugs being short­er and sounds general­ly being long­er. This can be fun and re­ward­ing as a prac­tice, but ab­solute­ly re­quires pro­fes­sional­ly made gear.

(You can get a real Penis Plug right here.)

The op­posite of the DIY Cock Pump where noth­ing but a vac­cuum in the stan­dard home can even em­ulate this kind of sex toy. There are any numb­er of th­ings around your house (too many) that will ac­tual­ly fit if you are looney tunes en­ough to, for ex­am­ple, strip the paper off of a crayola crayon, lube it up, and stick it in your dick hole. That’s a ter­rible idea, but noth­ing will pre­vent you from doing it.

That said, you CAN NOT, un­less you’re an en­gine­er and have all the right tools, make a safe and sanita­ry DIY Penis Plug or play at DIY Cock Sound­ing. These kinds of sex toys need to be made of sur­g­ical steel or med­ical grade silicone. That crayon we tal­ked about is filthy and just itch­ing to give you a urina­ry tract in­fec­tion. And that’s the least of the negative out­comes that are pos­sible with try­ing to DIY this kind of gear.

The DIY Cock Ring

Okay, so less fatal­ist than the pumps and plugs and also for the penis, the DIY Cock Ring is our next dis­cuss­ion piece from the world of DIY Sex Toys For Men. This kind of de­vice (in other words any kind of homemade penis ring that you’ve macgyver-ized togeth­er has a natur­al ten­den­cy to be eith­er some­what dan­ger­ous for use on your penis, or else some­what useless). Our penis per­for­mance co­ac­hes have heard a numb­er of hor­ror sto­ries from guys, with re­gard to some household item they were play­ing with in the ab­s­ence of a real cock ring.

Ideas have in­cluded…

• Rubb­er bands. Bad idea, guys. Very bad. Stay away. What kind of rubb­er is that you’re putt­ing on your dick? It was made to bind th­ings like pen­cils togeth­er, not to con­trol blood flow to your cock. Ir­rita­tion is com­mon. The rubb­er is often rough, often toxic, al­ways too thin, which might lead to snapp­ing (and that doesn’t feel good). Real cock rings placed on the penis for con­stric­tion are made to a cer­tain gage (we’re ex­perts here at al­lknight.com, we know all about this). Homemade bands that are two thin can ac­tual­ly bru­ise and even damage blood ves­sels.

• Hair Ties (Scrunch­ies). So these are the soft fab­ricky, often col­or­ful hair con­trol ties that women wear… and dudes too, if you’ve got long hair. If it’s a fatt­er, soft­er tie it’s pro­bab­ly harmless. And if you don’t care if it rea­l­ly does much, but you’re just going for a pop of color on your cock, this can be okay as a de­cora­tion. It’ll get sweaty and dirty and need to be dis­posed of, it’s ob­vious­ly not made of silicone or latex or an­yth­ing with sex and sexual­ity in mind. Be­ware of thin hair ties. They are too thin and have all the same is­sues as rubb­er bands.

• Con­dom Rings. Okay, so every con­dom comes with a simplis­tic penis ring built into it. Cut that baby off and you’ve just made a DIY Cock Ring. Con­doms are made of Latex usual­ly and are meant for penis wear ob­vious­ly. The rings built into con­doms are not in­dustri­al, it’ll make a fun and safe play ring, but it’s not going to serious­ly en­han­ce your cock.

• So that br­ings us to the idea of shoe laces. Please buy new laces if you’re going to do this. Do not take some filthy-ass, ratty, trac­ked all over the east side of hell laces off of your sneak­ers and put them an­yw­here near your penis (LOL). That’s just too dirty for words. With new laces you can play some fun games of tying up your cock. You can tie howev­er tight you want, but re­memb­er that shoe laces are slend­er ropes. You can get a rope burn from them if you’re careless. The fab­ric will get sweaty and stin­ky, of co­ur­se. It’s not waterproof, it’s not made for this. We see laces as more of a fun DIY cock bon­dage thing rea­l­ly. With laces in fun col­ors you can de­finite­ly bind your lit­tle sol­di­er up in some cool look­ing ways.

Con­clus­ion: If what you want is the most stupend­ous erec­tion mech­an­ical sci­ence can give you, you need real cock gear. If you’re look­ing for col­or­ful cock de­cora­tion, a fun di­vers­ion to kill some time, and maybe a way to learn a few new boy scout knots lac­ing your cock, then scrunch­ies and es­pecial­ly shoe laces are worth a try.

The DIY Male Mas­turbator

Okay we’re gett­ing into some safer wat­ers for a mo­ment. While im­provis­ing sex gear, in gener­al, tends toward risk, there are ac­tual­ly lots of ways to ac­complish homemade mas­turba­tion. We’ve al­ready ex­plored male pil­low hump­ing, which was easy and total­ly safe. But have you fuc­ked your couch late­ly?

Cush­ion Fuck­ing (Couch Fuck­ing) - Male Pil­low Hump­ing the next genera­tion.

Have you noticed that, where couch cush­ions line up, where they butt togeth­er, if you try you can eas­i­ly slide your hand bet­ween, and eas­i­ly also thrust your cock? That’s right, eith­er in mis­siona­ry on top of the couch, or on your knees from the floor fuck­ing the cush­ions sideways, eith­er approach works with most co­uc­hes. Get a plas­tic bag of adequate size. A new trash bag will work. New is clean­er than some old groce­ry store plas­tic bag that pre­vious­ly had who knows what in it. Lube the in­side of the bag, place the bag bet­ween the cush­ions with some over­lap so your cock is not gett­ing fric­tion with the cush­ion but with the lubed up bag, and thrust your way home. It’s a fun and kinky way to mas­turbate. You can also use a con­dom larg­er than what size you need (so that you slip around in there a bit), in the place of the bag.

Mak­ing A Fifi AKA Slip-N-Slide Fric­tion Hump­ing A Hefty Bag

This is one we’ve been de­monstrat­ing for years in some of our videos aimed at teach­ing bet­t­er thrust­ing tech­niques. Now ob­vious­ly, we make a Real Sex Simulator, The Sexxxtrain­er, which of­f­ers un­matched sexu­al thrust­ing and sex posi­tion opt­ions. But as a fun ad­dendum to that, and for guys who might be sav­ing up for their Sexxxtrain­er, the fol­low­ing steps can get you star­ted. Tak­ing a new Hefty bag and plac­ing one or two fol­ded towels in­side it, tape it into the shape of the towels with all the tape on the back side, so it forms a neat re­ctangle that’s rough­ly two feet by three feet (or whatev­er di­mens­ions you like). Next, squirt­ing a bunch of lube all over it can do won­d­ers. Es­sential­ly, you’ve made a Slip-N-Slide sized just for hump­ing. Strip off your clot­hes and grind all over it.

Feel­ing Hung­ry And Horny, Lets Fuck Some Fruit

This one has been done with grapef­ruit, with water­melon, with pumpkins, etc. It can, of co­ur­se, be a lit­tle messy when you cut a hole in a water­melon and fuck all the juice out all over your bed. But then serious­ly, the first time you had real sex you were pro­bab­ly sur­prised by how “juicy” that was too. The in­struc­tions are pre­tty basic, it’s not brain sur­ge­ry. Pick your favored fruit, whic­hev­er one is look­ing sexy to you, cut a cock sized hole into the hull of that bugg­er, slip a con­dom on, and bang that thing sen­seless. The size and weight of pumpkins and water­melons make them very fuck­able in a hands-free kind of way. A grapef­ruit being much small­er is more of a han­dheld de­light.

Homemade Anal Toys:
Homemade Di­ldos

Guys are such horny th­ings, straight or gay you’ve pro­bab­ly im­provised this one be­fore. Yes, we’re talk­ing about fin­d­ing some household item and stick­ing it where the sun don’t shine. Statis­tical­ly speak­ing straight guys are for more li­ke­ly to have played with homemade anal toys than an ac­tu­al dildo. It’s log­ical if you think about it. A dildo is pre­meditated, where that plung­er han­dle just hap­pens to catch your eye one day. You weren’t plann­ing to sit on it, but now that you look at it in a dif­ferent light, it’ll clear­ly fit up your yang hole. So, with­out furth­er delay let’s ex­plore the pos­sibilit­ies.

A plunger as a Homemade Dildo

So, we were seri­ous about this one. Your average old-fashioned wood­en plung­er han­dle is roun­ded at the end and re­lative­ly smooth. The same is true of most wood­en broom han­dles. No, you don’t want to just stick it up your ass and go to town. Come on, let's get a lit­tle creative here. If we wrap some paper towels around the end we’ll be able to give that broom han­dle a soft on the out­side, solid on the in­side feel, kind of like a real dick. If we wet those paper towels, we’ll be able to mold the shape to our li­k­ing. And the soft layer of paper towel wrapp­ing ex­tends the applica­tion to plas­tic han­dles that have a more ir­regular shape. By co­ver­ing the han­dle, the shape un­der­neath no long­er matt­ers so much. We’ll want to cover all the wood or plas­tic, mold the shape down and squeeze most of the water out. Now put a con­dom over your crea­tion, lube it up, lube your butt... and fuck your­self sen­seless.

Re­memb­er homemade di­ldos are not real di­ldos. In this case it’s still a han­dle un­der­neath, and it will never yield or bend, your ass will break first. Don’t in­sert it any de­ep­er than five or six in­ches (or whatev­er is com­fort­able). For deep anal play you need to get a real dildo. Don’t trip and fall and tear your ass and anus apart, again this thing is a piece of wood (or very solid plas­tic) un­der­neath. Don’t ever skip the con­dom, you can’t just press wad­ded tis­sue paper in your ass with­out the pos­sibil­ity of clogg­ing some­th­ing. And don’t ever put a naked piece of wood up your crack, that’s a good way to get an in­fec­tion, cause anal tears, or get splint­ers in your ass hole, etc.

A candlestick as a Homemade Dildo

Jack be nimble; jack be quick; Jack just fuc­ked him­self with a candles­tick. Yes, Jack ac­tual­ly can. These bab­ies come in all dif­ferent lengths and girths. They are made of wax which is… not the worst materi­al for this kind of DIY Dildo ac­tion. They are re­lative­ly smooth. We’d re­com­mend slipp­ing a con­dom on your waxy bed mate be­fore you spread your cheeks for it. But, yes, you cer­tain­ly can fuck your­self with a candles­tick.

Homemade Anal Toys:
Homemade Butt Plugs

So here’s the deal, but plugs are traditional­ly leave in and walk around kinds of toys. That’s just not rea­l­ly going to be an easy match with some­th­ing you just scroun­ge up from around your house. True homemade butt plugs are dif­ficult or im­pos­sible to make. Just for fun howev­er, Ice is a cute idea. And it’s total­ly body safe, as­sum­ing it’s clean ice. If so, you can slip ice cubes in your hole all day if you like, but they are ob­vious­ly going to melt.

You can stuff a cucumb­er in your rear entry (con­dom over it please). But if you de­cide to be fuc­ked by a mem­b­er of the fruit or veg­gie fami­ly it had bet­t­er not be too ripe. An electric toothbrush is an­oth­er opt­ion, de­finite­ly a dif­ferent toothbrush is re­quired for your hung­ry back door from the one you place in your mouth. We’d re­com­mend a con­dom over it again, and as­sum­ing you can reach the on switch, howev­er you in­sert it, it’ll be a vib­rat­ing toy.

Final Thought:
Why Boys Should Get Real Sex Toys And Leave Homemade Sex Toys Alone...

So, you wan­ted ideas for DIY Male Sex­toys and we gave them to you big time. Is any of this ac­tual­ly a good idea? No, not rea­l­ly. The homemade fifi (that’s the lubed up hefty bag that you can use like a slip-n-slide and hump) is pre­tty safe, and the ice in the butt is harmless. But honest­ly, DIY sex toys are dan­ger­ous. Real sex toys are made of body safe materi­als, they are made to specifica­tions with cer­tain toleran­ces in mind, they have been tes­ted and this is the real way to go when you want to ex­plore the world of gear based gratifica­tion.

Have we ex­haus­ted all the opt­ions for DIY sex gear? No. By no means. There are even more, and we’ll do a fol­low up soon. But howev­er many pos­sibilit­ies there may be, noth­ing will chan­ge the fact that rum­mag­ing to find homemade sex toys is a bad idea in gener­al and dan­ger­ous in al­most every case. There are some th­ings, your penis, your anus, etc, that you don’t want to be ultra cheap about, be­cause you only get one. You should be look­ing for the best gear, not just any old scrap that will fit.

The term DIY comes from the con­struc­tion world, and even in that world, co­untless in­ju­ries arise, fires are star­ted, and even lives are lost when un­qualified peo­ple at­tempt “do it your­self” pro­jects that should have been left to pro­fes­sion­als. An electrician should run the wir­ing in your home, and a sex toy en­gine­er should craft your be­droom gear. At the end of the day, it rea­l­ly is that sim­ple.