BUY THIS: Usually $44.95, on sale for $39.95. 

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The perfect board short \ surf short for every wet and wild occasion is here, with dazzling Aussiebum attitude to spare. This short features all the bells and whistles... beginning with its dazzling vibrant pattern that looks great in the water or out and continuing on to net liner inside the short which scoops away in just the right spot to make it super easy to exit your penis through the Velcro fly. The fly is topped with a heavy duty logo emblazoned draw cord that lets you adjust the fit of the waist and hang of the short. On the back this classic cut board short features a single back pocket and the continuation of the awesome looking print.

Maybe you surf or maybe you are on the rowing team or Dragon Boat team, maybe you just swim, or perhaps you just like to strut your stuff on the beach looking good while doing so. This is the perfect short in which to do all of the above and more.


Paulo adds an extra zap of attitude to his look with an ultra cool and sexy update on the surfer necklace. He's sporting his H20 Horseshoe Cockring on a Bad Ass twisted leather 3-way neck chain. Worn with his Aussiebum classic surf short he's totally channeling an endless summer, surfer stud kind of look, with something a little extra-sexy thrown in since the pendant on his chain is also his cockring.

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